Riddle Number#22-Life on the “rocks”

I'm your friend on a happy occasion

I'm a shoulder to cry on a sad one

I'm a mix of psychiatrist, friend, advisor

Comedian, waiter, bareback and designated driver

I can give it to straight or

I can give it to you up

On the rocks or shaken

The truth is served in many ways

I can be very Cosmpolitan

And sophisticated or

I can be very rash with an

Orgasm, BJ or Sex on the Beach

I am the relaxing end of your day, week or month

I am your confidant and mixologist

You will learn my name time after time

I remember yours, for you are my responsibility

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